July 30, 2002

 

This morning I read one of those sentimental, Pulitzer-prize-wannabe news stories about “war-torn Afghanistan” from a discarded and out-of-date copy of the Los Angeles Times Magazine I found on an empty seat aboard a subway train. It led me to consider the conformist role these humanitarian or human-interest stories play in our capitalist society. I am confident that as a result of contemplating a life of poverty, war, and disease, I, the shocked and compassionate reader, have been subtly manipulated into accepting the privilege of my existence. The unintentional side-effect compels me to surge ahead, to accept my responsibilities, to fully develop as a youthful individual in a brave new world of possibilities and endless, glowing supermarket aisles. To an absurd degree, I could even consider that the article fostered within me a strange fascination for another life – a bent desire to lead a desperate Afghani way of life, replete with mud, rockets and strife.

A realistic outlook maintains that I will not escape to a foreign land to live a humble sheepherder’s life. The irony is I know I probably could if I had the sort of All-American Johnny Walker zeal, but I am too terrified to go beyond anything as daring as listening to talk radio and driving up late at night to fast-food windows. My needs are met. In a way it is a humble existence, humble in my complete and abject abandonment to a post-industrial consumer mechanism that glitters and sparkles in orgiastic flashes of red, white, and blue.

So imagine me dwelling on a jagged hillside in some crumbling brick shed, plastic reservoir of drinkable water rationing out 3 cups a day, moldy biscuits and a muddy floor, and wearing a burqua. In startling contrast I can observe my present reality: a paying internship, my own apartment and enough money for food everyday, even the occasional drink. I let out a sigh of relief and my soul fills with gratitude, and if I believed in God I would thank him now.

This of course passes, and in its place I can sense the familiar manner in which a heavy sedation draws near and shifts hopeful optimism to the side. The numbness in my lower back and fingertips becomes the main focus now. The strange muted glow of reflected fluorescent light bulbs and the soothing hum of business machines lined neatly in a row rise to my ears and blend into a silky wash of dreamy blue. Everything in this world seems to exist solely to grapple, discredit, and topple the stronghold of my private regime. Every gesture and breath glows in fire hot intensity. When my words cannot be heard I speak softer. Those who can barely understand will strain to decipher the soft, spoken utterances and should feel glad to know I am still alive.

I am confident I live two lives. I am so tired during the day my other me must be going at night to engage in all kinds of secret doings. Sometimes I fear my reputation precedes me, strangers look at me as if they know about what I can’t remember I did. At fast food restaurants the cashiers always ask me if I will be eating there or taking out. It’s part of the script. Regardless of my response I am almost always given a bag to take out. I marvel at the excess of packaging and ponder the ratio of cost between the food I actually eat and the packaging I throw away. I dislike eating with people I don’t know, not strangers but people I have only just met. Why? Because I have no good reason to get upset.

--B.T. Walker