8/15/02

Snapudi: hi GoDelfin: hey GoDelfin: what's up? Snapudi: I'm using your image of doing cocaine off of little boys Snapudi: in a screenplay. GoDelfin: heh GoDelfin: I can't vouch for its originality Snapudi: I wrote a scene based on it. GoDelfin: I'm sure it was just ripped off from somewhere else Snapudi: Everything is. GoDelfin: right Snapudi: "A good writer borrows. A great writer steals." GoDelfin: so i figure you're just being sarcastic about the cocaine line Snapudi: ?? Snapudi: how so? GoDelfin: you're really using it GoDelfin: really U GoDelfin: not GoDelfin: ! Snapudi: yes Snapudi: I'm not being sarcastic GoDelfin: HAHHAHAHA LOL GoDelfin: (?) Snapudi: what makes you think I'm kidding? GoDelfin: nothing GoDelfin: just being an ass Snapudi: ah GoDelfin: so what's next Snapudi: what do you mean? GoDelfin: I.. uh... GoDelfin: nothing GoDelfin: tomorrow is the anniversary of elvis' death GoDelfin: the 25th anniversary Snapudi: tomorrow is the death of Elvis' anniversary. GoDelfin: i'm seeing El Vez, a mexican elvis impersonator tomorrow with people from work Snapudi: have fun GoDelfin: i'll try not to vomit GoDelfin: i'll try real hard Snapudi: give it up Snapudi: vomit heartily GoDelfin: you're right GoDelfin: so what's going on GoDelfin: how's your job Snapudi: fun GoDelfin: cool Snapudi: I get to make pizza GoDelfin: heheh Snapudi: and drive around GoDelfin: do you get to eat any!?!? Snapudi: if I wanted to GoDelfin: AWESOME GoDelfin: Can I ask you obscure, philosophical questions Snapudi: sure GoDelfin: All I expect from you are equally obscure and indecipherable responses Snapudi: my specialty GoDelfin: What is the opposite of man Snapudi: eggplant, unless you consider cause and effect to be an omelet Snapudi: next GoDelfin: If an omelete is made with eggs, could you make an omelette with human eggs GoDelfin: would it be called a Homolette Sapien GoDelfin: or Sausage Succulence Snapudi: If one accepts Hume's proposition about the nature of time, it would be called Western Womb S Snapudi: Supreme GoDelfin: Am I enlightened or just motion sick? Snapudi: Wombelette GoDelfin: heh Snapudi: Yes. Snapudi: Motion sickness is the pinnacle of enlightenment. GoDelfin: Do women like sex or making love Snapudi: Women like making sex, especially out of old walpaper. Snapudi: what heppened to the italics? GoDelfin: for an absurdist you're quite the detail-man now aren't you Snapudi: yes sir GoDelfin: I want to address every man and woman i meet with "yes sir" or "yes m'am" GoDelfin: But i'm afraid they won't take me seriously Snapudi: details provide the handcuffs from which the escape-artist of absurdity must struggle to free himself GoDelfin: hehe Snapudi: I do that. Snapudi: Say yes, sir. GoDelfin: thanks houdini Snapudi: and yes, ma'am Snapudi: a lot GoDelfin: they sell houdini stamps at the post office now Snapudi: do they escape from your letter? GoDelfin: that's what i was wondering Snapudi: the stamps are all blank.... houdini escaped from them GoDelfin: maybe the adhesive is weak GoDelfin: What do you think of that image of the FDNY workers lifting up the flag at ground zero Snapudi: In Boy Scouts, they taught us that once a flag has touched the ground, it must be burned. GoDelfin: YEA! me too!! GoDelfin: that's so weird Snapudi: Those FDNY punks are totally disrespectful to our country's symbol, and should be publicly flogged. GoDelfin: HAHAHAH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Snapudi: By me. GoDelfin: heheh Snapudi: Wearing a gold sequinned thong and a curly blonde wig. GoDelfin: YES GoDelfin: and little ta-ta cymbals Snapudi: With a bag full of greasy eggrolls waiting for me nearby. GoDelfin: to "dip" GoDelfin: *cough* Snapudi: you make me laugh Snapudi: :-) GoDelfin: dude GoDelfin: those FNDY assholes must suffer GoDelfin: check out my personal webpage Snapudi: oh my GOD Snapudi: I love you Snapudi: you are a sociopath like myself Snapudi: and you make me laugh Snapudi: That animation of you being reborn via the internet is wonderful Snapudi: and I share your hatred of Kinko's Snapudi: completely Snapudi: I have horror stories GoDelfin: hehe GoDelfin: i used to have fucking rage GoDelfin: i wanted to kill myself Snapudi: hmm Snapudi: how about killing Kinkos instead? GoDelfin: YES Snapudi: weird Snapudi: I didn't know you had rage about anything. Snapudi: In fact, I didn't know you had strong emotions of any kind. GoDelfin: hehe Snapudi: your webpage is great GoDelfin: i do it's just i hold them to a high degree of esteem Snapudi: much better than Bapudi.com GoDelfin: and feel that if i express them in an insufficient manner they will lose their potency GoDelfin: so rather i wait for the appropiate moment GoDelfin: after much thought and reflection GoDelfin: i feel the expression will fully GoDelfin: aw, fuck this shit Snapudi: hehe Snapudi: let's collaborate Snapudi: on comedy GoDelfin: heh GoDelfin: ok GoDelfin: remember in SLO your friends who had that band Snapudi: did you hear my Karma Free Milk mockumentary idea? GoDelfin: the singer's gf said we were like a comedy team GoDelfin: Kamran Free Milk? Snapudi: no sir Snapudi: Swami Flizzazmslazm's Karma Free Milk Snapudi: Fortified with Good Karma Snapudi: hindu cows, kept and painted and worshipped by hindus GoDelfin: I'm not sure if I can, in good faith, support such a venture at this particular moment Snapudi: hand-milked with love Snapudi: aw Snapudi: ok Snapudi: why? GoDelfin: Because it will give stupid people the idea that veganism is ridiculous Snapudi: so? GoDelfin: That's bad karma bra Snapudi: haw Snapudi: in your opinion GoDelfin: seriously, i don't want to add fuel GoDelfin: to the fire GoDelfin: I think its a good start though. GoDelfin: the idea may turn out well GoDelfin: i'm just a little worried it may not Snapudi: we have different beliefs GoDelfin: come out with a politically loaded message GoDelfin: i mean GoDelfin: i 'm worrie dit will Snapudi: ok, what about the idea about the artist who just rearranges stuff? Snapudi: like re-parking his car GoDelfin: hehe Snapudi: and stacking oranges in the supermarket GoDelfin: hehe GoDelfin: nah GoDelfin: cuz there's no need GoDelfin: that's what really happens Snapudi: yeh Snapudi: but to make a funny movie.... GoDelfin: it would only make stupid people think art is ridiculous Snapudi: mock the pretense of it Snapudi: why are you afraid of what stupid people think? GoDelfin: I don't want to help stupid people get stupider GoDelfin: there's too much of it Snapudi: I don't concern myself with stupid people. GoDelfin: it only makes them eager to buy big macs and watch tv Snapudi: By catering to them, you make yourself stupider. Snapudi: so what? GoDelfin: i say you cater to their base instincts GoDelfin: I don't really think I know too many stupid people Snapudi: Maybe that's your problem. GoDelfin: haha GoDelfin: Well what I mean is I rarely ever talk to someone and think "Well , this person is a stupid person" Snapudi: besides Snapudi: art is rediculous Snapudi: life is rediculous GoDelfin: in that laughing buddha ridiculousness ya Snapudi: well, if you don't see the humor in it Snapudi: I'm not going to argue GoDelfin: hehe Snapudi: do you have any ideas? GoDelfin: well GoDelfin: ther's a movie GoDelfin: i saw a preview for.. GoDelfin: its sort of like the same idea GoDelfin: in that an "ordinary" guy (read white, middle-class male) "makes" it in the "art world" GoDelfin: it might be good for a mainstream audience, but like the cow idea, my personal involvement, my level of understanding or sophistication.. denies me the enjoyment GoDelfin: does that make sense? Snapudi: it sounds pretentious Snapudi: but I suppose it makes sense Snapudi: I like tipping sacred cows. GoDelfin: literally? Snapudi: The only think I hold sacred is life. Snapudi: thing, that is Snapudi: My own life. GoDelfin: well make no mistake, I see very little sacredness in most things Snapudi: Art and Veganism are two things which many people, whether they are pro or con, take far two seriously. GoDelfin: It's funnier to make a room of people cry anyway Snapudi: Karma being another. GoDelfin: I take my irony very seriously Snapudi: I like making fun of things people take seriously. Snapudi: I used to burn money at the pizza shop. Snapudi: I liked to see people's horror and dispair. GoDelfin: Well see I think your attitude is not entirely unique GoDelfin: it seems like the very "mainstream" thing to do Snapudi: It really made them upset. GoDelfin: most people would agree with you. most americans anyway GoDelfin: hehe thats cool Snapudi: I do not avoid that which is mainstream simply because it is mainstream. Snapudi: To avoid the trendy is to be a slave to trends, as much as to BE trendy. GoDelfin: All I'm saying is what you think is considered "tipping sacred cow" is actually very accepted Snapudi: I'd rather work from my own center. Snapudi: I disagree with you entirely. GoDelfin: That's interesting Snapudi: people talk about karma like people used to talk about sin Snapudi: full of fear and inhibition GoDelfin: Yea but only people in California talk about Karma Snapudi: not so Snapudi: you've never been out of California, how would you know that? GoDelfin: maybe it's reaching a "mainstream audience" Snapudi: Well, I'm not interested in debating. GoDelfin: but americans, in my estimation, are not converting to buddhism in droves Snapudi: Do YOU have any ideas? GoDelfin: No Snapudi: Lets talk about your ideas. GoDelfin: I am interested in clarifiying ideas Snapudi: Well, then, our collaboration has died on the vine. Snapudi: Too bad. Snapudi: Maybe next time. GoDelfin: that relate to current social and political topics GoDelfin: I like dry, serious discussions which border on hilarity GoDelfin: while no one laughs and everyone cringes Snapudi: So, lets write something. GoDelfin: HEhe Snapudi: Along those lines. GoDelfin: I'm not sure how to do that GoDelfin: Since when i write i work with a word processor Snapudi: suggest a topic GoDelfin: reading over an dover GoDelfin: and changing sentences GoDelfin: etc Snapudi: that's fine Snapudi: suggest a topic Snapudi: we'll both write independantly GoDelfin: What framework are you suggesting we use in this collaboration Snapudi: and then stitch things together GoDelfin: Ok Snapudi: I'm suggesting you loosen your fucking sphincter a little and let it flow for now, buddy boy GoDelfin: I just had one idea GoDelfin: where we compose a dialogue Snapudi: we can framwork ourselves silly once we have some material GoDelfin: between two characters GoDelfin: and they're both on the internet GoDelfin: taling to each other Snapudi: let me guess GoDelfin: about writing something Snapudi: trying to think of an idea Snapudi: hilarious GoDelfin: yea! GoDelfin: The thing is Snapudi: so are you logging? GoDelfin: no GoDelfin: We are experiencing aesthetic bliss GoDelfin: as we type GoDelfin: let it sparkle GoDelfin: ...baby GoDelfin: :-\ GoDelfin: Seriously though I think that v8 is getting to my head GoDelfin: i feel a little warmed up "buddy boy" GoDelfin: let's make this snappy GoDelfin: i have damp laundry which needs to be sorted and hung up to dry Snapudi: go do laundry Snapudi: I have writing to do. GoDelfin: hehe GoDelfin: ok GoDelfin: i guess it "died ont he vine" Snapudi: You've distracted me for long enough. Snapudi: Let me know when you get over yourself. GoDelfin: ok hemingway Snapudi: right Snapudi: Ram Das GoDelfin: heheh Vin Dees (el)

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