my name is Boris Nuberstien
                                 i live in los angeles, california
              i work at the zoo
                            when i pull on my underwears i can see tv in my eyelids

this is a picture of my computer

i use it every day

it tells me whats really going on

it talks to the internet

i cant talk to the internet by myself

but my computer usually helps me

i talk to bapudi sometimes and bapudi talks back loud, too.

the yellow buttons are the most fun

they make beepy sounds

i keep a pack of skittles in the metal drawer at the bottom

this is my mother, joan

she is a good loving mother

she helps me with my homework

i pick up her medicine at her doctors house

she tells me i am a good boy

this is my father, bill

he blows smoke at me

he gives me a dollar if i make the lakers win

i ask the angels to make the lakers win

dad tells me im a real trooper

this is my brother, henry

he lives in idaho

he is in a rock band named nine inch nails

he is best friends with arnold schwarzenegger

he puts vodka on his lucky charms

my favorite movies

• Alice In Wonderland
• breakfast
• My Life As My Foot
• Matrix Club
• my red shirt for tuesdays
• Jar Jar Binks singalong

and also